yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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