5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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