Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
