He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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