But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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