Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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