If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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