I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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