Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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