i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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