She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Farmville is her only friend.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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