Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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