Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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