Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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