how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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