Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
and she was petting her beer can
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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