In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is