I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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