I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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