The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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