So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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