question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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what are you doing with your life
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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