Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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