ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My balls are so social today.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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