he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
