the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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