I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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