oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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