Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
last night I used snow as a chaser
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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