Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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