I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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