But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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