You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My vagina just clenched in fear
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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