He is such a slut. More and more my type.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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