I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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