Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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