tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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