she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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