Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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