Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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