that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Randomize