this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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