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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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