i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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