i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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