I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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