don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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