have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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