Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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