I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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