i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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