It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Boobs speak an international language.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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