I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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