Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Buhtt sex?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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