whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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