i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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