I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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