i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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