weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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